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Introducing my new book…The Road to Hell is Paved with Kitty Litter

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I’m really thrilled to be announcing that my new ebook The Road to Hell is Paved with Kitty Litter is now for sale on Amazon. I wrote this novella with summer in mind – a short, breezy, fun read and I hope you all enjoy it.

The-Road-to-Hell_225-360The followup to Awaken Your Perfect Self: How to Become Better than Everybody Else teams the recently-paroled narrator from the first book with ace cat detective Sam Touba as they hunt high and low for the elusive self-perfection “guru” Jim Hoenfhmfjn. Part road trip, part detective send-up, The Road to Hell is Paved with Kitty Litter is an absurdist journey that begins behind a dumpster in a seedy Los Angeles parking lot and finds its way to Las Vegas, with several cats and Hoenfhmfjn “life lessons” sprinkled in between.

 

 

Introducing my new book…Awaken Your Perfect Self: How to Become Better than Everybody Else

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Earlier this month, my ebook Awaken Your Perfect Self: How to Become Better than Everybody Else was added to the Kindle Singles store. It’s been such a whirlwind that I’m just getting around to updating this blog a little bit. Here’s the description from Amazon:

Awaken Your Perfect SelfBased on a series of interviews with self-perfection guru Jim Hoenfhmfjn (pronounced “Hinfmfn”), this short story introduces the reader to Jim’s philosophies in 15 easy-to-digest life lessons.

Learn how to put yourself before others, take instead of give, and stop being a follower and become a leader. Propel your life forward and achieve ultimate success – start perfecting yourself today!